Celebrities Who Have Jammed Scissors Repeatedly Into Their Crotches

Many celebrities throughout the course of history have jammed a pair of scissors repeatedly into their crotches. It's a tradition that goes back to a time before there were even scissors OR celebrities. Thankfully, we now have the miracle of Internet technology to bring you UNRETOUCHED* photos of celebrities who have done this most noble of all acts.

Director Francis Ford Coppola gives actor Robin Williams some pointers
Crimefighters Sam and Max
Canadian singing superstar Celine Dion
Retro pop star Lenny Kravitz winds up
Unfortunately, although we know Canadian singing superstar Bryan Adams has been known to jam scissors into his crotch, all we could find was this rare publicity photo of him pouring hot coffee on himself to wake up
In footage eventually cut from an episode in Star Trek's first season, following a battle with network censors, Spock leads the landing party in the ancient Vulcan ritual of s'k'zar

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Please be patient while we get you these pictures. While you're waiting, our suggestion is to grab a pair of scissors and do what comes naturally! Or, if you have any pictures of celebrities jamming scissors into their crotches and would like to share, feel free to mail them to scissors@armchair.mb.ca

*DISCLAIMER: Okay, so maybe the photos were retouched a LITTLE BIT. But not by me. Nope. No way. They came that way from the aliens.