Scissor-Jamming Music

Lord knows, most of us don't need to work to get into the mood to jam scissors into our own crotches. However, if you need that little extra something to get you into the proper frame of mind, here's some music that will get you there.

Wesley Willis - sample of his great hit single "Alanis Morissette"(in Real Audio 28.8)
The Shaggs- sample of "I'm So Happy When You're Near"
Mrs. Mills!
Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music
The Kids of Widney High- New Car
NEW! - The Boredoms!

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